Micro-Members…The Struggle Is Real

Now I’m not saying we have extensive experience with the male member. In fact, as far as our parents are concerned (hi, Dad), we have no experience with it at all. But let’s say — hypothetically of course — that we were to encounter said pocket pecker. We have a feeling that our reaction might look a little like this:


1. The Unabated Shock

2. The “Size Doesn’t Matter” Inner Monologue



3. The Opt Out

4. The Vow Of Chastity Explanation


5. The Change of Subject


 By Allie Sclafani